RAW means WAR........

Well nobody is aware of what is happening in 5th cross 105......but the body language says it all......well it's not a normal house but a house where the future superstar live....

Passion is what is driving these men....and there final destination is to become some one like him........yes you are guessing it right my friends(Don't take it otherwise if you are not guessing) "Rocky Balboa"......

Brand Equity....Banned Adds........hehehehehe

So friends here I'm.....presenting some of the international banned adds ......... Actually after these particular advertisements these companies got bankrupted................but don't worry they are again gaining momentum.........earlier they put right persons in the wrong time in their adds but now they are againg doing fine........

Cudos to these people who have worked exteremly hard to show the world and this fashion industry that they have the courage and the will to do anything they want.......Don't go on the looks of these guys(they are really looking innocent) because there is no way to find out how hot fire is in it's core........

That Girl on a Bicycle(Part-2)

again after long time i'm trying to write some thing interesting........

Now friends when I first messaged her there was no response.Ok I thougth that the game is over but my over enthusiastic class mates forced me to message her again....well i did it and it worked.....she called me and we decided to meet, the next day. Well I some how made up mind to go and meet her....... and i did it with courage. Well, taking all the blessings and good wishes from my friends i went to meet her.
As I reached her hostel, I saw a cute doll like,innocent looking girl standing and waiting for me.......I stopped there and try to talk to this cute doll.......she asked me "Are you ashutosh?"........I just stopped there confused and some how manage to say "Yes m ashutosh?"...God how hard that was to say but I some how manage it......Well after that we chatted for around half an hour........ I can never forget that evening.........when I found my girl ,whom I have to take good care off and protect her from all the sophistications.

We all love you anurag but.....

Hello guys I tried a lot not to reveal this story but considering the extent of sensuality,I have to.So this poor guy Anurag arrived at our house at around 10 pm,no big deal. But see what happened next after around 1 or 2 hours.The Conversation starts:

Arpan: Yaar Anu bohot sahi figure hogaya hai.abe sale shirt utar ke dikha naa.
Anurag: Abe bhag sale hehehaha sale tumhare pass nahi hai kya.
Arpan:abe utar sale kya sharma raha hai itni sexy body bana lihai tune.
Bangaroo: Abe utar bhi sale kya sharma raha hai.
Anurag :abe chup sale nahi utarta.jabardasti utar du.
Anurag: abe chhod maine bombay main yeh kiya voh kiya.Bohot bade bade logo ke sath dance kiya(Vo kuch jyada hi bade the).yeh piya voh piya.
Arpan[after listening for around five minutes]:abe utar sale.
Anurag:Chup sale hehehaha.

after that no body stops.
plot# 105,5th cross ,celebrity housing ,electronic city,Bangalore was filled with moans.

Conversation After Gang Rape:
Arpan:kya sale mujhe to chhod diya hota annu sale bohot maal hogaya hai be tu.
Me:Are yaar kitne dino baad satisfaction mila hai.
Bangaroo: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Mintu:Are behti Ganga main maine bhi haanth Dholiya.
Munu:Mast Hai Be.
WATCH THE PICS FOR MORE DEATILS!!!!

College Days --by Shashi!!!!!!

IF YOU HAVE STRONG HEART THEN ONLY READ THIS POST ELSE GO TO ANYOTHER POST.


HERE GOES SHASHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Reminds us of those College days.... years of
non-stop masti... day afterday...aazam ke mail se
inspired but different... ...plz read till end....i
know its long but please......
1. On being Late
"Kab chalu hua?"
"Attendance ho gaya kya??"
"Kal raat der tak bc karte rah gaye yaar"
"Mein kya karu, sala chauki bathroom mein ghusa hua
tha"
"Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu........ . bolna
....... kal kya
padaya tha sir ne"
"Kal se pakka class karunga"
"Ek page de na.......... abe pen bhi to de......."
"Kal proxy mara tha kya"
"Yaar Jhauwa ke class ke liye koi subah kaise aa sakta
hai........"
2. During the lecture
"Yesss!!!! Sir.......The answer is
......huuuummmmm. ......aaaaaaaa. ......... .."
"No sir.....I know the answer ......sir... ."
"Saala apne aapko bhokali samajta hai"
"Abe lecture ko chod..... Ruchika kya lag rahi hai
aaj........"
"Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta
tha.......chauki. ......"
"mera assignment tere paas hai??"
"Kya bore ho raha hai. Bola tha canteen chalte hain
."
"Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go canteen now!!!"
"Bappa class khatam hote hi chai chahiye..... ."
3. Lab
"Expt. 5 likha??"
"Idhar Karna kya hai??"
"Abe chauki.....mereko aata to tere pass kyon
aata........ "
"Areee tu to bura maan gaya.......data dikha
na........."
"abe lets go yaar,kal ke experiment jaisa hi to hai"
"lets go,lets go.....ulti ulti"
"abe tera bhi aisa hi graph aa raha tha kya?"
"straight line lana tha ya parabola?"
"abe kholu straight line kah raha hai,chunni kaha
parabola hi aana chahiye"
"abe chunni aake procedure samjha naa"
4. Class Test
"Class test???? ......Aree yaar...... "
"Kya...... abe class test mein itna course hai to
endsem mein kitna hoga...."
"Bhaiya..... hogaya...... aur nahi ho sakta....... .jaan
nahi de sakta....... "
"Oh !!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya?"
"Aaj kounsa test hai?"
"pahale rk jha ka hai ya asks ka?"
"Oye Tewari kaha hai......wo mere pass baithane ko
bola hai.......wo nahi aaya to mera fakka pakka...."
"abe kanha course bata yaar....kanha- ye,ye aur mood ho
to ye bhi padh sakte ho,tumne padha hai?,kanha-haan
maine ek baar palat liya hai"
After test......
"yaar pada tha....recall nahi kar paya.......chhod na
....... Canteen chalega..."
"abe chal na ye copy nahi check karega yaar,busy hai
abhi ye"
5. For attendance (less attendance isliye attendance
badane ke liye bahane)
"I was in the class, lecturer mark karna bhool gaya"
"Oye usko thoda khus kar list se tera naam hata
dega........ "
"Bola tha proxy regularly maar....... Saale tera class
karne ka kya faida hua....."
6. Late submission of assignments
"Maine usko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi
saath mein submit kar dena"
"Last date extend hua thaa"
"I didn't know the last date"
"Ab mein kya karu wo mereko bole bina hi submit kar
diya......." (humaare batch me humesha hota
haha...hahahhaha)
"arey usse submit karne do...mujhe grade nahi
chahiye....i don't want grades!!!"
"They should allow XEROX....... ."
7 . After exam
"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?"
"Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?"
"Ye subject ka reference book kounsa hai"
"1st mein 3 marks.....2nd mein 0.......3rd mein
2....... Gaya........ ..fakka pakka ho gaya......."
8 . VIVA (b4 exam)
"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta
doonga"
"Aeee......kholu. ....terese kya poocha...... ."
"External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya......."
"Dekh Bhai!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai
students ka ab tak preparation nahi hua hai"
9 . VIVA (General)
"Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh
nahi poochhnewaala, so cool raho bhai"
"kholu aur bappa ka watt laga diya hai"
"External is asking BermudaTriangle ka Magnetic force
kitna hai"
"Ye kounse unit mein aata hai"
10 . Submission
"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"
"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"
"Jai ho computer baba ki......jai ho Ctrl C - Ctrl V
ki......."
"Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"
11 . A convo:
"chunni,Ye tune kya likha hai????"
(The best one)
"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi
samajh mein aa raha hai
uska drawing nikal"
"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"
" Maine shekhar ka likha hai, mera assignment check ho
gaya, tu bhi wohi kar."
"Koi hint........ "
"Are baba ghasit de........na tu samjega na
wo........"
12. Exam
"Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai;
jo nahi aata hai woh aata hai"
"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai"
"ye last time hi poochha thaa"
"tere paas is ke notes hai??"
"woh chapter... mark weightage 6 marks... (facial
ex-pressions speaks the story)"
"nahi samjha to rat le"
"External ka aane ka pura scene hai....... "
"Iss paper mein roll number ka kya order hai........"
"Pichle paper mein to kuch to aata tha.......issmein
to anda aata hai......"
"Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho
jata tha kya........"
......... bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai
........
......... Aaj har wo baat yaad aati hai ........
......... kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain
.......
......... kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain
.......
......... abki baar class attend karne ka man karta
hai ........
......... Dopahar ki class mein aakhen band karne ka
man karta hai ........
......... hostel ke backchodi ki wo raat yaad aati hai
........
......... exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak bahut pyari
lagti hai ........
......... tab ki bekar lagne wali photo's chehre pe
hasi laati hai ........
......... Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata
hai. .......
......... Par tumhari galti dekhne ka man karta hai
........
......kholu ka wo apne dabbe se chipka rahna yaad aata
hai
......bappa, begu ka wo dharamshala yaad aata hai
......bangaroo ki wo hansi yaad aati hai
......LD ka wo chutiyapa yaad aata hai,
......mamu ka wo fatta yaad aata hai,
.......sultu ka wo"physics ki kaapi de do yaar aur
vikash singh from sultanpur" kahna yaad aata hai
........poooon ki chok lene ka aaj bhi mann karta hai
........kholu, sekhar,arun, bappa,kanha, pondi ka class
aaj bhi yaad aata hai
........pari, bhati ka mujhe help karne ka attitude
yaad aata hai(whenever i was ill)
........jetwal jaisa lab partner aaj bhi mujhe yaad
aata hai
........chunni ka clear concept aur fundu knowledge
yaad aata hai
........bapna ki mushkurahat aur uske gande jokes yaad
aate hai
........vishi ka style aur pyjama na kholna yaad aata
hai
........debu ke dudane ka energy yaad aata hai
....aazam ki masti yaad aati hai
......... Aaj tumlog bahut yaad aate ho ........
.........Phir se ek aisi subah uthne ka man karta
hai,jab sab saath ho....saamne se 1 baje muno uthkar
aa raha ho........
......... bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta
hai........
......... bas ek bar aur ........
......... wapas lautne ka man karta hai........
sayad main aur kuchh nahi likh paunga....main aaj
pahali baar sabko itna miss kar raha hoon....ye mail
aazam ne bheja tha...usi ko padha to laga apne branch
walo ke liye likhu....main aaj pahali baar coll itna
miss kar raha hoon ki main apne aanshu nahi rok pa
raha...aas paas wale dekh rahe hai....main abhi
nikalta hoon.....

On Manish's BirthDay!!!

So today is manish's birthday.Yaar raat main to bohot mara par abhi bhi aur marne ka maan hai.Well anyone can feel the pain manish is undergoing right now but no one is sympathising with him...Mintu who is one the strongest person among us make life even worse for munu by hitting munu with his rock solid bones..ha ha ha...Well at around 4pm we are going for a grand party,may be at MG road....,Well baki baad main likhunga right now we all have to leave.

That Girl On a Bicycle!!!!

This a very short story about how i meet my girl..So here I go....
That day was a normal college day and i's on my way to the department [Chemical Engineering IT-BHU].Unaware of the fortunate accident which is going to happen in my life ,i with my buddies cruising towards the class after being half an hour late teasing each other as we usually do, and it's a kinda tradition in our college that nobody could live without it,suddenly an angel appears from behind riding on a bicycle,head straight as if, if she will move her head a little she will fall from her bicycle.Well,though we were all busy in our world but i suddenly got speechless after seeing her and there was only one question in my mind,"Who is this girl?"
Well Anurag Srivastava our repository for every kinda girl information in IT-BHU
told me that she is Pavni,she is from Varanasi and other stuff about Pavni.
Well friends that was really "Love at first sight" and I can never forget how my friends Anurag,Vishi,Shekhar,Osaid,Akash[Well there were others also who make things fine for me but these were the main promoters],convinced or prepare me to message her and call her.Cheers for all of You.Thanks to you all.This story is not over but that's for sure that these five guys revolve around this story in most of it's aspects.
Ashutosh

http://ashutosh-revolution.blogspot.com/2007/02/that-girl-on-bicyclepart-2.html